Hero of the Republic

John Tyner

(Daniel of the airport.)

The Eric Massa of the airport TSA wanted to touch John Tyner's JUNK, but was denied access.

The Office of the Speaker-Elect

John Boehner

(Remember all that "Speaker-to-be Pelosi" nonsense from 2006?)

For those about to vote...

We salute you.

But please be gentile, and don't vote in a SCARY way, because Nina Totenberg apparently has a very fragile and delicate constitution.

NINA TOTENBERG, NPR:

"I am already afraid, very afraid".

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2010/10/30/totenbergs-very-afraid-these-elections-thomas-thinks-theyre-jokepolit#ixzz148nFKdS9

But, what is she so afraid of?